Teddy Bears on the windowsill;
Goldilocks high on Prozac pills;
A porridge was all she ate;
Lying dazed on the hospital bed.
Tower clock showed it's midnight;
Cinderella exited the stagelight;
Waved goodbye to the prince;
Tomorrow's dance for the king.
Beauty pined for a red rose;
Her dad just had an overdose;
Sold his daughter to the Beast;
Her innocence was his main feast.
Naughty little Red Riding Hood;
Lost her way in the wild woods;
Big Bad Wolf was great company;
Enjoyed spanking her red fanny.
Humpty Dumpty had a lover;
He fell in love, all over;
She slept with all the king's men;
He rode the king in the den.
Old lady who lives in a shoe;
Children she don't know who's who;
Her husband went out for a coke;
Each night, her arm she'll poke.